Thank You For Poisoning Me Card

$6.00

Chemo is wild. You’re literally getting poisoned-by people you trust with your life. And somehow, it works.
This card is for the oncology nurses, infusion teams, and chemo care crews who pump us full of the hard stuff and still manage to save our lives (with a side of kindness, skill, and sometimes snacks). A dark little thank-you for the strangest relationship most people will ever have.

1 CARD WITH ENVELOPE

Size: 4.25 w x 5.5 h (A2)
Paper: 110# smooth white card stock, 100% Recycled paper
Inside: Blank
Envelope: Kraft square flap, adhesive sealing
Packaging: Clear cello sleeve
Printing Method: Digitally printed in the U.S.A.
Shipping: 1-2 Day processing and shipped via USPS First Class Mail in 6” x 8” Mailer

Copyright 2025

Chemo is wild. You’re literally getting poisoned-by people you trust with your life. And somehow, it works.
This card is for the oncology nurses, infusion teams, and chemo care crews who pump us full of the hard stuff and still manage to save our lives (with a side of kindness, skill, and sometimes snacks). A dark little thank-you for the strangest relationship most people will ever have.

1 CARD WITH ENVELOPE

Size: 4.25 w x 5.5 h (A2)
Paper: 110# smooth white card stock, 100% Recycled paper
Inside: Blank
Envelope: Kraft square flap, adhesive sealing
Packaging: Clear cello sleeve
Printing Method: Digitally printed in the U.S.A.
Shipping: 1-2 Day processing and shipped via USPS First Class Mail in 6” x 8” Mailer

Copyright 2025