Severance Lucky Bastard Card

$6.00

For the Severance fans navigating cancer, this one’s for you. Because sometimes you wish you could clock out of your body and leave the hard stuff behind-and that lucky bastard your innie doesn’t even know what you’re dealing with.
A dry, dark little nod to life with illness, for the ones laughing through it because it beats crying. Perfect for cancer fighters, chronic illness warriors, or anyone whose sense of humor is delightfully broken.

1 CARD WITH ENVELOPE

Size: 4.25 w x 5.5 h (A2)
Paper: 110# smooth white card stock, 100% Recycled paper
Inside: Blank
Envelope: Kraft square flap, adhesive sealing
Packaging: Clear cello sleeve
Printing Method: Digitally printed in the U.S.A.
Shipping: 1-2 Day processing and shipped via USPS First Class Mail in 6” x 8” Mailer

Copyright 2025

For the Severance fans navigating cancer, this one’s for you. Because sometimes you wish you could clock out of your body and leave the hard stuff behind-and that lucky bastard your innie doesn’t even know what you’re dealing with.
A dry, dark little nod to life with illness, for the ones laughing through it because it beats crying. Perfect for cancer fighters, chronic illness warriors, or anyone whose sense of humor is delightfully broken.

1 CARD WITH ENVELOPE

Size: 4.25 w x 5.5 h (A2)
Paper: 110# smooth white card stock, 100% Recycled paper
Inside: Blank
Envelope: Kraft square flap, adhesive sealing
Packaging: Clear cello sleeve
Printing Method: Digitally printed in the U.S.A.
Shipping: 1-2 Day processing and shipped via USPS First Class Mail in 6” x 8” Mailer

Copyright 2025